Posted 3 hours ago
The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.
Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)

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Posted 7 hours ago

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Kobolds! Mikmek my NPC elevated to DMPC status, Rain a NPC from another game, and Mikmek piggybacking on a Pathfinder!Angelis. I absolutely adore kobolds they’re massive cuties and I’m actually starting to figure out how to half-way decently draw them.

Posted 11 hours ago

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

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Posted 15 hours ago

Joe Lo Truglio got married! Congrats to Joe and his wife (Beth Dover) on their special day. As far as I know, all of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast attended. Melissa Fumero, Stephanie Beatriz, and Chelsea Peretti all attended and posted pictures on Instagram.

You can see more pictures under the hastag #bethandjoe2014

It looks like it was a BEAUTIFUL wedding. (Reception in a barn.)

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Posted 15 hours ago

Loaded up on the basics with h&m and wrap giftcards. #H&m #wrap

Posted 16 hours ago
thalassicfantasist:

inhalexhal3:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now



I’m anxious and stressed! Yay! (and I am. Finals time among many many many many other things.)

thalassicfantasist:

inhalexhal3:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

I’m anxious and stressed! Yay! (and I am. Finals time among many many many many other things.)

(Source: petitia)

Posted 18 hours ago

Taco Bell. It is a firm no. I am happily engaged. Stop that. #Tacobell

Posted 19 hours ago
monstrenoir:

I am getting so frustrated with my art lately… GUH
I saved this sketch just cause. It’s like a mix of Rarity and Mitzi from Lackadaisy

monstrenoir:

I am getting so frustrated with my art lately… GUH

I saved this sketch just cause. It’s like a mix of Rarity and Mitzi from Lackadaisy

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

Posted 1 day ago
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amillionbillionmiles:

Green smoothie bowl 💚

Blend spinach, 2 bananas, 1/3 pineapple and juice from half a lemon. Topped with goji berries, chia seeds, blueberries, passionfruit and kiwi

Instagram: amillionmiless 

Take… five or …ten or something.. :|

Posted 1 day ago

thevolutionofnerdy:

rainbowdarlinglove:

I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!

Oh, but look how “disgusting” gay marriage is. Yes, this is clearly a disgusting and immoral scenario. This is not romantic and adorable and beautiful at all. This is clearly breaking traditional marriage and the world will probably explode from this.

I’m going to challenge Ellen and Portia to a cutest-lesbian-couple-off. You know…. when we can get married.. so… in a while…

Posted 1 day ago

fallen-fighter-:

This dark-furred creature raises a spiked morningstar, its tiny, milk-white eyes glittering with the thrill of the coming kill.

The bugbear is the largest of the goblinoid races, a lumbering brute that stands at least a head taller than most humans. They are loners, preferring to live and kill on their own rather than form tribes of their own kind, yet it isn’t uncommon to find small bands of bugbears working together, or dwelling in goblin or hobgoblin tribes where they function as elite guards or executioners. Bugbears do not form large warrens like goblins or nations like hobgoblins; they prefer smaller-scale mayhem that lets them keep their favorite acts (murder and torture) on a more personal level. Humans are a bugbear’s favored prey, and most count the flesh of humanity as a dietary staple. Grisly trophies of ears or fingers are common bugbear decorations.

Bugbears, when they turn to religion, favor gods of murder and violence, with various demon lords being favorites.

XP 600

CE Medium humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +1; Senses darkvision 60 ft., scent; Perception +8

DEFENSE
AC 17, touch 11, flat-footed 16 (+2 armor, +1 Dex, +3 natural, +1 shield)
hp 16 (3d8+3)

Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1

OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee morningstar +5 (1d8+3)
Ranged javelin +3 (1d6+3)

STATISTICS
Str 16, Dex 13, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 9

Base Atk +2; CMB +5; CMD 16

Feats Intimidating Prowess, Skill Focus (Perception)
Skills Intimidate +7, Perception +8, Stealth +10; Racial Modifiers +4 Intimidate, +4 Stealth
SQ stalker

Languages Common, Goblin

ECOLOGY
Environment temperate mountains
Organization solitary, pair, gang (3–6), or warband (7–12 plus 2 warriors of 1st level and 1 chieftain of 3rd–5th level)
Treasure NPC Gear (leather armor, light wooden shield, morningstar, 3 javelins, other treasure)

SPECIAL ABILITIES
Stalker (Ex) Perception and Stealth are always class skills for bugbears.